quotes = [
"Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you.	",
"Its better to be on the dock wishing you were on a boat, than to be on a boat wishing you were on the dock",
"Never try to teach a pig to read. You won't succeed and you'll just make the pig mad. ",
"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.	",
"If you can't be good, be careful.	",
"There never was a horse that couldn't be rode; there never was a man that couldn't be throwed.	",
"There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail.	",
"You're never as good as your best day and never as bad as your worst.	",
"After weeks of beans and taters, even a change to taters and beans is good.	",
"Some ranchers raise pigs and some will even admit it. Either way, they're raisin' pigs.	",
"Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it.	",
"Life's too short to carry and ugly gun.  ",
"When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep with be your downfall.  ",
"The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.	",
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.	",
"Grits and grease ain't bad unless you've had grits and butter.	",
"If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. ",
"Never grumble. It makes you about as welcome as a sidewinder in a cow camp. ",
"It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.	",
"The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.",
"Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.",
"Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey. ",
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.	",
"Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.	",
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ",
"Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth is running'.	",
"Tellin' a man to go to hell and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions. ",
"Remain independent of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties. ",
"Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.	",
"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.	",
"When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ",
"No matter where you ride to, that's where you are.	",
"You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.	",
"Only a buzzard feeds on his friends. ",
"When you throw your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.	",
"Too much debt doubles the weight on your horse and puts another in control of the reins. ",
"No matter where you go or what you do, keep your saddle and chaps and always know where you can get a good ride. ",
"Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.	",
"Solvin' problems is like throwin' cattle. Dig your heels in on the big ones and catch the little ones 'round the neck.	",
"The only way to drive cattle fast is slowly. ",
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. ",
"Don't let so much reality into your life that there's no room left for dreamin'. ",
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.	",
"The best way to keep your word is not to give it foolishly.	",
"Never miss a good chance to shut up. ",
"Man's a fool. When its hot, he wants it cool. When its cool, he wants it hot. Man always wants what is not. ",
"Never roll in the mud with a pig. You'll just get dirty and the pig will enjoy it. ",
"When you get married, expect the worst and you won't be disappointed. ",
"There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.	",
"Most folks are like a barbed-wire fence. They have their good points.	",
"Nobody ever drowned himself in his own sweat.	",
"No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on.	",
"Never lie unless you have to, and if you don't have a damn good lie, stick to the truth.	",
"When you get to where you're goin', the first thing to do is take care of the horse you rode in on.	",
"Honesty is not somethin' you should flirt with, you should be married to it.	",
"Wet dogs are never welcome.	",
"It doesn't matter how fast you are if the other guy is so much as a hair faster.	",
"You can't always tell a gunslinger by the way he walks.	",
"Any cowboy worth his salt has a rope hand that itches clean up to his shoulder bone.	",
"Never take another man's bet. He wouldn't offer it if he didn't know somethin' you don't.	",
"If you want to forget all your troubles, take a little walk in a brand-new pair of high-heeled ridin' boots.	",
"The first thing to do when you get up in the morning is put on your Stetson.	",
"You can pick your friends or pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose. ",
"The cowboy who exaggerates too much soon finds that everyone else has left the campfire.	",
"It's rare to find a horse that everyone agrees is the best in the herd.	",
"The length of a conversation don't tell nothin' about the size of the intellect.	",
]